MeowStack #11: Parker loves belly rubs. He hates belly rubs. He tolerates belly rubs.
He also has concerns about the bonus situation
What is your name, and why are you the most magnificent creature in the universe?
Parker, so named because as soon as my human wakes up, I’m wanting to discuss the bonus situation. I’m a lynx-point Siamese, so that should say it all.
How did you choose your human to be your supplicant?
He used to run a carnivorous plant gallery in Dallas, and I literally walked up and took over.
What is the most amusing way you confound your human?
I love to have my belly rubbed. I hate to have my belly rubbed. I will only tolerate having my belly rubbed if I can’t see the hand, so I beg to be hooded like a falcon.
By what means will you inevitably achieve world domination?
And what makes you think I haven’t?
What else does the world need to know about you?
I can speak three English words on top of my extensive Cat vocabulary: “More!”, “No!”, and “Now!”
Parker’s human is Paul Riddell, author of The Annals of St. Remedius
We stan Parker.
Parker, Parker, Parker...would you tolerate a belly rub if it included TICKLING your belly and your sissy little purple (we can't see them, but we bet they are purplish/black) paw pads? I bet not...I bet you would BITE!!!