MeowStack #11: Parker loves belly rubs. He hates belly rubs. He tolerates belly rubs.

He also has concerns about the bonus situation

Dec 18, 2024

Parker, a cat with light grey fur and darker fur on his back, tail, and legs, relaxes in the grass. He has dark stripes on his head and striking light blue eyes. His collar with a bell is visible as he rests peacefully outdoors. — Image source: The Annals of St. Remedius

What is your name, and why are you the most magnificent creature in the universe?

Parker, so named because as soon as my human wakes up, I’m wanting to discuss the bonus situation. I’m a lynx-point Siamese, so that should say it all.

Parker lies on his back in a chair, twisting into a relaxed pose. His dark striped head and light blue eyes are visible as he stretches, with his collar and bell slightly visible. He looks comfortable and content in his playful, contorted position. — Image source: The Annals of St. Remedius

How did you choose your human to be your supplicant?

He used to run a carnivorous plant gallery in Dallas, and I literally walked up and took over.

What is the most amusing way you confound your human?

I love to have my belly rubbed. I hate to have my belly rubbed. I will only tolerate having my belly rubbed if I can’t see the hand, so I beg to be hooded like a falcon.

Parker lies on the dirt surrounded by patches of grass. One of his legs is stretched out straight, while his tail rests beside him. His relaxed pose shows him enjoying the outdoors, with his light blue eyes and dark striped head visible as he rests in the natural setting. — Image source: The Annals of St. Remedius

By what means will you inevitably achieve world domination?

And what makes you think I haven’t?

What else does the world need to know about you?

I can speak three English words on top of my extensive Cat vocabulary: “More!”, “No!”, and “Now!”

A gallery of pictures of Parker the light grey tabby cat, looking calm and cute while lounging in the grass. the dirt, and on a blanket. — Image source: The Annals of St. Remedius

Parker’s human is Paul Riddell, author of The Annals of St. Remedius

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MeowStack #11: Parker loves belly rubs. He hates belly rubs. He tolerates belly rubs.

He also has concerns about the bonus situation

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