MeowStack #13: Bixby is a floofy shy guy turned supermeowdel
He sings opera, tests avocados, and struts that soggy floofbottom
What is your name, and why are you the most magnificent creature in the universe?
Hullo! I'm Bixby Barber Bixby, the Chief Floof Officer (CFO) of this household. I am clearly the most voluminously coiffed supermeowdel of the world, the most talented 4:45 am opera singer, the most athletic ninja, and the most professional kitchen assistant — I test all the avocados and tomatoes!
How did you choose your human to be your supplicant?
It was a winding path, my furriends! After being abandoned (!!!) on the mean streets of Sherman Oaks, I discovered a lovely backyard in a home with 2 other housepanthers. However, those panthers said "no room for you here!" and so I put out the vibes to be whisked across the country to live the life of ultimate luxury in New Jersey. I'm still a little miffed that my California aunties did not spring for a first class airplane seat, but I suppose I forgive them.
What is the most amusing way you confound your human?
Apart from the opera singing and the avocado chomping, one of my great talents is to sit in the kitchen sink! My humans do not understand why I prefer to have a soggy floofbottom, but I defy all attempts to block me from my watery domain.
By what means will you inevitably achieve world domination?
It will be so easy! I'll just come running into the room with my jaunty trot, floof a-bouncing, then flop dramatically onto the floor and roll over to show off my luscious belly and cottonball paws. This sequence has a 100 percent success charm rate.
What else does the world need to know about you?
Though mom calls me her little shadow now, it took me two whole years to get over my fears and become the bold, chirpy, lap-hogging, super-affectionate panther I am now! Mom just knew I needed a lot of coaxing and daily affirmations to become my best self, so don't give up on your shy bubs. They might just need some time.
Bixby’s human is Casey Barber, author of A Good Time with Casey Barber
Bixby is gorgeous♥️ This is the first long-hair panther I’ve met!
"Don't give up on your shy bubs..." Aw.