MeowStack #21: Bonkey is cat-shaped floof
Gaze upon the floof. Let it consume you.
MeowStack is always looking for new kitties to feature. Featured kitties are never sponsored, and we don’t charge for submissions. We just want to meet your cat! Finally, a way to give your feline overlord the respect, admiration, and worship they so obviously deserve:
What is your name, and why are you the most magnificent creature in the universe?
I am Bonkey. I am floof in cat form.
How did you choose your human to be your supplicant?
My former mom wanted me in the first place, but she left my dad, and I chose to stay with him.
What is the most amusing way you confound your human?
I don't think dad is amused by this, but I demand he sleep really early in the evening... and when he just starts to fall asleep, I start running around the flat and pushing things to the floor. Mostly coins and TV remotes.
By what means will you inevitably achieve world domination?
Every human will see how floofy I am and they will dive into my belly, and they will drown in all the floof! (I think it'll only work on humans though. Animals are a different thing altogether, especially fellow cats.)
What else does the world need to know about you?
I'm a Persian who's often mistaken for a Maine coon. Or a dog, since ex-mom harness-trained me. Or a caterpillar, even. In any case, dad does not walk me; I walk him. He also drives me around. I have killed at least two house geckos, and it's weird how dad does not want me to kill those weird creatures. I keep dad to a schedule—he has to keep my social media presence active—and frankly, I'm keeping him alive as much as he is keeping me alive.
Bonkey’s human is Niko Batallones, author of Nicksy Once Monthly.
My pose I look awesome meow
You floof, therefore you are. I curtsy to you.