MeowStack #32: Simone is a supermodel, and Lugosi is a handsome himbo
Together, they're a purrfect pair
MeowStack is always looking for new kitties to feature. Featured kitties are never sponsored, and we don’t charge for submissions. We just want to meet your cat! Finally, a way to give your feline overlord the respect, admiration, and worship they so obviously deserve:

What is your name, and why are you the most magnificent creature in the universe?
I’m Simone, a tiny gray tabby, famously the world’s smallest woman, and a beautiful modél. My estiiiinky breath is my one flaw, but that makes me relatable. I have an extremely soft head. I love to be carried around like a baby, and I love watching mobster movies.

And I’m Lugosi, a large handsome himbo with more emotional intelligence than anyone my human has ever met. I sleep in her arms every night, and we hold hands when we watch Bravo together. I also drool when I’m happy.

How did you choose your human to be your supplicant?
We were our human’s ex-husband’s cats before we met. We moved in with her when he did, and through the pandemic we bonded so intensely and beautifully that we became her children. When her marriage ended, her husband left us in her care, knowing she could not have survived without us. We’re her best friends and the loves of her life.


What is the most amusing way you confound your human?
I, Lugosi, am my human’s hall monitor. I have a very specific meow to tell her that it is time to be fed or watered, and Simone just leaves the business of calling her ass out to me.


By what means will you inevitably achieve world domination?
We already have. Is it not obvious?

What else does the world need to know about you?
We are deeply bonded. I, Simone, regularly groom my brother, and we often sleep together. I’m named after Simone Simon, star of the 1950’s movie Cat People. Lugosi is of course named after Bela Lugosi.






Simone and Lugosi’s human is , author of .
Sweet!
Simone and Lugosi!! My favorite model and himbo boy.