MeowStack #4: Harry is a majestic ball of floof
Toby is pretty cute, too, but don't tell him we said so
What is your name, and why are you the most magnificent creature in the universe?
I am Harry, a majestic ragdoll. I am aloof and lush, with a very loud purr motor. Oh yeah, and there’s another ragdoll cat who lives with us named Toby. Pay no attention to him. I am the only cat that matters.
How did you choose your human to be your supplicant?
It’s all in the eyes. My human just does as she’s told.
What is the most amusing way you confound your human?
I swat at my human without warning when I decide enough is enough with all the stupid stroking.
By what means will you inevitably achieve world domination?
I will lock up all the humans in catios without kibble. Mwahahaha!
What else does the world need to know about you?
I am my human’s emotional support cat, but I have anxiety issues as bad, or even worse, than she does. We’re a perfect match!
The human of Harry and Toby is Sam Galloway, author of The Autistic Perimenopause on Substack.
Gorgeous 😻 Thanks for the smiles this morning Harry.
A sassy, but beautiful, pair of felines!