MeowStack #40: Haku is excellent at everything
especially referring to himself in third person... er, cat
MeowStack is always looking for new kitties to feature. Featured kitties are never sponsored, and we don’t charge for submissions. We just want to meet your cat! Finally, a way to give your feline overlord the respect, admiration, and worship they so obviously deserve:
What is your name, and why are you the most magnificent creature in the universe?
My name is Haku, and I am the most magnificent boy in the universe because my humans say so and Haku knows his worth! Haku is excellent at everything. Haku loves tummy rubs and squeaking.
How did you choose your human to be your supplicant?
Haku was adopted by my humans when I was just a little baby! They think I was the runt, and say I was brought in with two little orange cats who were playing as I hid in the corner, but they knew I would turn into a fearsome (but still cute!) little warrior. Haku considered finding new parents after they put him in the cone of shame but that seemed like too much energy.
What is the most amusing way you confound your human?
Haku sometimes likes to turn into a little goat boy and nip at the humans’ ankles when he wants to play!
By what means will you inevitably achieve world domination?
Haku will hire more birdies and bugs to chitter at and learn how to control my food machine so it is always dispensing food.
What else does the world need to know about you?
Other names Haku will respond to:
-Handsome boi
-Silly billy goat boi
-Haku-chan
-Haku Namatada
-Little demon goblin boi
Haku is the best cat in the whole wild world, and Haku will come bite you if you don’t agree.
Haku’s human is , author of Practice Tavern.
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The most upside down kitty!!
I wanna rub Haku's belly! 😻