MeowStack #41: Spot is a legendary cat
May his legacy live on forever
MeowStack is always looking for new kitties to feature. Featured kitties are never sponsored, and we don’t charge for submissions. We just want to meet your cat! Finally, a way to give your feline overlord the respect, admiration, and worship they so obviously deserve:
What is your name, and why are you the most magnificent creature in the universe?
My name is Spot, and I lived 23 years in physical cat form before ascending to Ultimate Magnificence (I’d describe it to you, but your pitiful human brains would explode). I was gorgeous and all humans respected me.
How did you choose your human to be your supplicant?
I left from home and chose my humans and their other magnificent cat, Horatio, to be my family by just walking into their house one day. I was 9 months old and they tried but could not find the family I rejected. They called me Spot (I know, I was embarrassed by this name my whole life) because I looked a bit like Horatio only with more white spots.
What is the most amusing way you confound your human?
My humans are not incredibly smart. When I came to live with them, I was intact (if you know what I mean). They asked the vet to give me the permanent birth control so I wouldn’t have any children. They assumed I was female because I was so attractive. The vet found this ignorance very amusing and so did I.
By what means will you inevitably achieve world domination?
My influence lives on years after my death from extreme old age. People who are not part of my family still talk about me.
What else does the world need to know about you?
Did I mention my beauty?
Spot’s human is Donna Blankinship, author of .
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Miss you Spot. You were legendary.
SPOT!!!! Oh enjoy your universal magnificence 🥲