MeowStack #49: Mando and Motron basically do what they want
Who are we to question them?
MeowStack is always looking for new kitties to feature. Featured kitties are never sponsored, and we don’t charge for submissions. We just want to meet your cat! Finally, a way to give your feline overlord the respect, admiration, and worship they so obviously deserve:
What is your name, and why are you the most magnificent creature in the universe?
My name is Mando, and I love to climb things then survey my kingdom from above. You can find me on top of the hutch, the cat tree or the fridge.
And my name is Motron or chunky butt, chunky, Mr. Motron, Sir Motron, etc. I answer to whatever I feel like answering to, and I like to sit in my chair (mama’s chair) and sleep on my side of the bed (mama’s side) and basically do what I want.
How did you choose your human to be your supplicant?
We were both three months old. Mando was fast asleep beside me, but I, Motron, was awake and couldn’t help but physically reach out to the humans I saw. I kept reaching my paw through the bars of the cage at the humane center toward them. They laughed and commented on how cute I was. Then they took me to a room I could play in. I purred and purred. They petted me and gave me toys to play with. Then they brought in my brother. We wrestled and purred together. We bumped against their legs and showed our soon to be parents a lot of affection. They fell in love with us immediately. How could they not? We were adorable.
What is the most amusing way you confound your human?
I, Motron, once somersaulted into my Mama’s chair to get there before she did, just so she couldn’t sit down before me. tThen I refused to leave. My brother Mando confounded them by ending up on top of the hutch.
By what means will you inevitably achieve world domination?
I believe Mando will win them over with cuteness and playfulness, and then I, Motron, will come in as the dominating commander.
What are your three most glorious attributes (so that we may worship you in a manner befitting your greatness)?
Mando
my white paws
my love of being up high
my ability to confound humans with my cuteness
Motron
my leadership skills
my commanding presence
my belly of floof
Mando and Motron’s human is , author of Fiction and Also Cats.
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That heart shaped snuggle pic 🥹😻
Ours found us the same way -- Dodo yelled at us from the front of the cage at the shelter, while Bird slept peacefully in the back, leaving the hard work to her sister. :)