MeowStack #5: Behold Morticia, the Dark Queen
Let her outside. No, let her in. Now let her out again.
What is your name, and why are you the most magnificent creature in the universe?
I am Morticia, the Dark Queen. I like to hold hands, come in the front door and walk back outside through to the back door, then come back to the front door and meow to get in so I can do it again.
How did you choose your human to be your supplicant?
My litter was found in a bucket by my human’s cousin. My littermates were all rehomed, so I forced my human to adopt me. It was the best thing that ever happened to my human.
What is the most amusing way you confound your human?
I sometimes accidentally shut myself in my human’s sock drawer. I take no blame for this. It is entirely the sock drawer’s fault for being so large and deep.
By what means will you inevitably achieve world domination?
I have already achieved it. Are you not frozen in awe of how cute I am? Don’t answer. You’re supposed to be frozen.
What else does the world need to know about you?
I like to sleep under the covers for the first 15 minutes of bedtime. But only the first 15 minutes! Cuddle with me for a mere second longer, and you shall know the wrath of your Queen!
Morticia’s human is Julie Fontes, author of Like a Normal Person.
So proud.
I bow before Morticia.