MeowStack #7: Meet Nezuko, the Dungeon Meowster
Opposable thumbs are for the weak
What is your name, and why are you the most magnificent creature in the universe?
I am Nezuko, and I am as brilliant as I am beautiful! I’ve figured out how to open every type of door in the house. I’m also obsessed with ice and how it comes out of the fridge. When one of my humans opens the freezer door, I go straight for the mother lode. I also play catch (when I feel like it) and will meow at you whenever you sneeze (am I blessing or cursing you? I’ll never tell.).
How did you choose your human to be your supplicant?
My humans went to look at the cats, and all of them were busy playing. The inferior felines sniffed them once and continued to play with each other. I, brilliant creature that I am, knew better. I snuck around to pull at my future human’s kimono strings from under a couch. They didn't even notice me at first!! I planned it that way, of course.
What is the most amusing way you confound your human?
I have my humans wrapped around my little dainty paws. I’ve trained them fully. And if I choose to sit on you, you're not allowed to move.
By what means will you inevitably achieve world domination?
I have already achieved it. I don’t even need opposable thumbs.
What else does the world need to know about you?
I roll a D20 dice to choose my treats. I’m not just into D&D, I AM the Dungeon Meowster.
Nezuko’s human is Kathy Enriquez-Nguyen, author of The KATacombs.
The very first picture is my favorite. The bemused expression! Purrfect!
Nezuko is a little heartbreaker 😻