MeowStack #15: Dagmar is a fierce goddess
She WILL fight you for a pork chop
What is your name, and why are you the most magnificent creature in the universe?
My name is Dagmar. I am the most magnificent creature in the universe, I find it insulting you question my divine status.
How did you choose your human to be your supplicant?
I was taken to the Humane Society by my first human supplicants because I 'wasn't friendly to children', but it's really because those people were weak and they knew it. I have no patience for the weak. When Mother came to the Humane Society, I knew instantly she had the strength to appropriately worship me until my dying breath. And no kid vibes. And she looked like a sucker, but in a good way.
What is the most amusing way you confound your human?
It's hard to narrow the scope of how I keep my humans busy. The humans often bring me gifts and I have to murder them to demonstrate my dominance, but I know when I make bedroom eyes at them, they have no choice by to succumb to my wishes. I also will fight them for a pork chop.
By what means will you inevitably achieve world domination?
My post-a-day instagram account has become a hit with the humans' families and friends. They are obviously entranced my glory. When Mother doesn't post a photo every day, her judgement is questioned by these masses. I am already in control. And my mass appeal can only continue to spread.
What else does the world need to know about you?
When Father tries to play rough, I assure you, he is punished. (Photo included)
Dagmar’s human is Clair Callaway, who is not on Substack but posts many pictures of Dagmar on Instagram as @claircallaway.
Those meows/yawns!!!
Hi Dagmar, you are quite a fierce beauty.