She WILL fight you for a pork chop
Those meows/yawns!!!
Hi Dagmar, you are quite a fierce beauty.
I quiver in terror before her majesty.
Monty might back down as well. He likes to show off, and when it comes down to doing, he is all fluff and mash.
(hands over pork chop while bowing and avoiding eye contact)
The appropriate response
Dagmar, no one can question your magnificence! And rest assured, we also punish Dad when he plays rough with one too many (one is too many) noogies.
As is right and just.
Those meows/yawns!!!
Hi Dagmar, you are quite a fierce beauty.
I quiver in terror before her majesty.
Monty might back down as well. He likes to show off, and when it comes down to doing, he is all fluff and mash.
(hands over pork chop while bowing and avoiding eye contact)
The appropriate response
Dagmar, no one can question your magnificence! And rest assured, we also punish Dad when he plays rough with one too many (one is too many) noogies.
As is right and just.